Practical Linguistics

Give me fancy words in Spanish Arabic or Japanese. Say your love will never vanish in Swahili or Chinese. Quote from books in Thai or Swedish, write me rhymes in Portuguese, sing me serenades in Yiddish by my window, on your knees.

Cast your charms in ancient Greek, Kill your throat for me in Dutch. Honey, I'm a language freak speak in tongues and you will touch.

Tagalog, Italian, German I can tell them all apart.

Would you try now to determine which of them will win my heart?

Arabic? Korean? Persian? English? No, my dear: surprise! Even stranger a perversion - Gibberish receives my prize.